Thing that are overrated

Last updated: Sunday, September 25, 2005, 1:18 AM EDT

• The Simpsons
• Star Trek
• Reality TV
• Television in general
• Herman Melville
• Rex Harrison
• Anna Kournikova (and I'm not talking about her game)
• Perl
• Ketchup
• Dogs
• Pets in general
• Special Effects
• Weblogs
• Instant Messaging
• European Chocolate
• Politics
• Japanimation
• Modern Poetry
• Flattened, horizontal eyeglasses
• Digital Cable
• Chess
• Maturity
• High Beams