Carl Banks' Blog Entries: Miscellaneous

Thursday, June 26, 2008, 12:49 AM EDT

Why I think the cost of manned space flight is justified

There is a lot of controversy over whether the money we spend on manned space flight is worth it, with many opponents of it claiming that that money would be better spent on social programs or other thing. Those in favor of funding space most often flight tout the scientific benefits of the space program as its justification. But there's a much stronger argument: The most immediate and tangible benefit of the space program is not science, but engineering.

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Monday, March 17, 2008, 1:57 AM EDT

Why time travel is impossible

If one were to extrude the space-time continuum along a fifth dimension, and define existence as the limit at infinity along this dimension, then any time travel would be unstable and would never persist until infinity.

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007, 1:42 AM EST

Pandas are stupid

Whenever you go to a zoo that has pandas, people will line up for miles just to get a glimpse of these idiotic evolutionary flukes. What is the big deal? All they do is sit around eating leaves all day. They're probably the most boring mammal on earth aside from koalas.

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 11:32 PM EDT

An open letter to the Kansas Department of Transportation

I was recently very disappointed to see that your state does not make your official road map available at the rest stops, unlike every other state I've ever driven through. I make it a point to collect road maps from every state I drive through, and was unable to procure a road map from Kansas.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 8:19 PM EDT

Why Software Engineering is not Engineering in the classical sense

Engineers in the classical sense don't get excited. Software engineers do. Therefore, software engineers aren't engineers in the classical sense.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006, 9:39 PM EDT

Scarlett Johansson is ugly

Yeah, I said it.

But before you get all bent out of shape, let me put this statement into context. Keep in mind that Scarlett Johanssen is a celebrity, and celebrities have a much higher standard of beauty than your girlfriend.

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Saturday, February 11, 2006, 1:04 PM EST

It's too bad Mr. T wasn't around when Jesus was born

We'll have to examine the situation at the time of Jesus' birth to explain why it's too bad Mr. T wasn't around then.

Specifically, we'll look at the circumstances leading to the gifts of the Magi, and why it's too bad it wasn't Mr. T who was there to pay the new born king homage instead.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006, 4:21 PM EST

I don't want any freaking tartness in my bottled tea

Note to stupid beverage makers: when I buy a bottle of unsweetened tea with no lemon, I don't want any citric acid put in there for tartness. Ok? If I wanted tartness in my sweetened tea, I'd just get it with lemon.

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